Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church Members

Screaming "Darth Vader! Jedis!" a man dressed like Darth Vader and sporting a garbage bag cape attacked several members of the Church of Jediism with a metal crutch. The members purport to follow the Jedi faith based on the Star Wars films as a guide to living a better life. None of the members were seriously injured. In his defense the assailant, Arwel Hughes, claims not to have any memory of the incident, having just recently consumed most of a 10-liter box of wine (box? must have been the good stuff!) Unfortunately for Mr. Hughes, the entire incident was captured live on a camera set up to record a light saber duel. Hughes was given a suspended sentence and ordered to pay restitution to his victims. The 2001 United Kingdom census turned up 390,000 persons who reported Jedi as their religion.

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technodanvan on May 14, 2008 09:49AM Wow, 400k Jedi just in the UK? Looks like Vader was right to step up and trim those numbers down right quick-like, we all know how those dudes breed and certainly don't need any little Jedi runnin...oh wait, nvm. I forgot that demographic tends to be more asexual than most. reply to this

injijagwalaafq on May 15, 2008 05:28AM "390,000 persons who reported Jedi as their religion" rotflmao reply to this